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The other day I stopped by a Dollar Tree store and wouldn’t you know, when I came out I did something so embarrassing.

Can you tell which car is mine? Right. I couldn’t either. The story goes that I nonchalantly left the store oblivious to the world around me. I unlocked the car, grabbed the handle of the rear driver side door to unload the bag of new stuff. It didn’t open. I thought, “Why didn’t the door unlock when I pressed the button? Hey, my windows look tinted. This is weird. What’s that stuff in my back seat?”

…and that’s when I realized I almost broke into someone else’s car. 

-Out of the Wilderness