I’ve been really interested in writing satire lately. So below are the ones I’ve posted so far. Read every one of them and let me know your favorite. That’s your homework for this week.
Green Day Song Identifies As Grammy Award Winner
Biden Draws Chalk Circle Around Trump, Issues Travel Ban Outside Of Circle
Escape Game To Debut New AOC-Inspired Room Safely 2 Bocks Away From Any Danger
Tom Hanks to Play Gay Republican Stuck at White House in ‘Terminal 2’
Joe Biden Replaces White House Physician With Dr. Seuss
Kamala Harris Secretly Slides Transfer of Power Slip Into Executive Orders Joe Biden is Signing
In His First 100 Days, Joe Biden Calls for 100 Million Americans to Sign-Up for YouTube TV
Woke Joe Biden Hires “Two Non-Binary People and a Truck” to Move into White House
Grown Son of President-Elect Seeks Adoption By Italian Restaurant
Scrabble to Release New “Joe Biden Words” Edition
To Appease Progressive Liberals, NBC Drops “Tonight Show”
CDC Recommends Face Mask Masks to Help Slow the Spread of Happiness
Biden To Grow Leg Hair Out for “No Shave November”
Joe Biden Exercises With “Basement to 5k” Plan
Nominee For Vice President Encourages All Supporters To Buy Identical Converse Sneakers
Joe Biden Hosts Grassroots Event with Room Full of Cardboard Cutouts
Geek Squad to Offer Discrete Service on Computers with Incriminating Emails on Them
Hindsight distancing itself from 2020
Man Forgoes Standard Home Security for “Coronavirus” Method
Married Man Loses Touch with Single Guy Friends
Little League dads tussle over pop fly hit to shallow outfield
World Series umpire reviews new Kanye West gospel album
Football coach flips the script on offensive creativity
Adult remembers the first time he lifted his hands in worship
Activist student drops bombshell on university faculty
Study shows fish discouraged by evolutionary process
CNN Hosts Debate on Phrases That Have a Lot of Vowels
Man Known For Being Only Christian Who Hasn’t Listened To Kanye West Album Speaks Out
Vegan protesters support police who use organic pepper spray
Out of the Wilderness 