Greenville, DE — Touted as a “man of the people,” Joe Biden aims to show he has not lost touch with Americans by participating in “No Shave November,” an on-going effort to raise awareness of and funds for cancer research. Typically men participating in fundraiser forego shaving their face, however Biden is reportedly going to focus on his legs.
I got hairy legs that turned … blonde in the sun. And the kids used to come up and reach into the pool and rub my leg down so it was straight and watch the hair come back up again.
Joe Biden
By putting a halt on manscaping for the entire month, Biden is hoping for three things:
- This will demonstrate how relatable he is
- Raise awareness for cancer research
- That someone will rub his hairy legs again
Although his legs haven’t been a main topic on the campaign trail, Joe’s willingness to let the hair grow out is clear evidence he would be a great President who will restore the soul of America. To this point, Joe recently said, “I’m running as a hairy-legged Democrat but I will govern as a hairy-legged American president. Come, touch, find out for yourself just how hairy they are. Then watch the hair come back up. See you at the pool!”
OTW News
The Biden campaign team has asked supporters who come out to rub Joe’s legs to wear masks, stay 6 feet apart, and limit touching to between the knee and ankle because Joe is ticklish on his thighs and feet. Photos are allowed and those posting to social media can use the hashtag #HairyLegzForPrez.
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