Don’t Start an Insurrection and Other Goals For 2024

We’re already 6 days into 3 A.I. (After Insurrection) so I figure now is a great time to document my goals of the year. The biggest one I really want to do this year is not start an insurrection. So I’m not going anywhere unless I’m expressly invited, double masked, and triple vaccined. I can’t think of a more measurable goal than that and they say, whoever they are, it’s good to set goals that can be measured. Every one has their own battles. Maybe it’s alcohol, or gambling, or being married to a Democrat, but mine is starting insurrections. I hope you can share my joy that I’ve been sober (from starting insurrections) for 6 consecutive days in 2024.

Other goals I have that are less insurrectionistist: Listen more. Fight less. Actually that second one fits hand in hand with not being part of a Capitol riot. Here’s to a new year and hoping I can go 365 days without assaulting democracy.

-Out of the Wilderness


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Since 2005, I've called Nashville home. I'm the leader of the pack, which includes a 13-year-old beagle and an 11-year-old blue heeler mix. My days include writing, video editing, and other fun activities. Thanks for checking out my blog, I hope you enjoy it!

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