I won’t share the person’s name but I got this amazing comment on a blog post of mine recently. It didn’t take much research to narrow down who the author is but I still don’t know if I should be flattered or worried. Take a look…
Why do you stillpost every day? Obviously no one cares. No one likes or comments. Is this like playing the lottery…if you keep playing MAYBE one day one will hit it big time! And then you’ll be famous! SMH, keep dreaming. You do know the odds of winning the lottery, right? Although your odds of winning the lottery just might be better than the odds of your chicken legged self finding a wife, I suppose.
It appears to make you feel better about yourself to constantly criticize the works of others (commercials, music, politicians, democrats). I suppose this makes you feel better about the fact that you yourself could not make it in the media industry? Maybe if you were as smart as you think you come across on your blog, you’d still have a job in the industry and be getting paid for your opinions. But you don’t.
Good thing you have your dogs. I’m not sure it’s possible for someone who’s always so bitter and condescending (and still living within eyesight of his parents) to find a woman willing to put up with him. You’re also definitely not cute enough to be so arrogant either. Dood, Give it up already.
I’m blushing because this person knows me better than I know myself. And the way they weave together a compliment with a bruising uppercut is brilliant. Maybe all the work I’ve done for my blog was meant to bring us together at this historic moment. My first stalker. They say you always remember your first. But it will never be a healthy relationship– I can’t be around someone who’s so negative. If they’d tossed in a few more compliments on their quest to tear me down, I’d consider meeting for coffee. But not now! They’ve totally blown their first impression. But on the other hand, I need someone like this who can hold up a mirror to my life so succinctly. “Obviously no one cares”… but you do, and I dig it.
-Out of the Wilderness
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Ben,
My bad. I thought everyone knew that if you don’t like the tune, the show, or the words…you are free to change. the. channel. UNSUBSCRIBE. stop. clicking. START. YOUR. OWN. BLOG.
Post Script: I saw this way-cool “Vseat Bicycle Seat” promoted on SHARK TANK last night. Are you familiar with the seat? I can’t believe no one thought of this before! Definitely something worth looking into for your future triathlons or leisurely rides throughout the hood.
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Exactly! For someone so determined to drag me down, they could use all that despair to have their own blog, or at the very least NOT do what they claim is already not being done…. reading and commenting on my posts haha. The seat looks too heavy for my goals but I appreciate the idea!
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this is hilarious!
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So much info packed into one comment, I kinda chuckled when I read it too!
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