Any adult who’s single can confirm it’s not easy to get a date these days, unless you’re exceptionally hot and then you can be as weird as you want and it’s not creepy at all. But for the rest of us, we need a little help. In a culture often divided by political views, I have put together a guide to getting dates in the form of MAGA pick-up lines and now, the second installment of woke pick-up lines (check out the first list here). Refer to this list if you’re in a jam and need something to help you lock down that first date!
10. When you say no human is illegal, my heart skips a beat.
9. (Man to woman) There are 3 things I hate. Donald Trump. Walls. Paying for dates. Dinner tonight?
8. Your protest sign is brilliant. Wanna get together and design more? I’ll bring the markers.
7. Want to dismantle the patriarchy Friday night at Chili’s? We can split the bill 😍.
6. (Man to woman) Just like abortion, meeting me for a date is your choice.
5. I’d love to see you outside of this “Free Palestine” rally. I want to know more about your stance on the American military complex.
4. (Man to woman) You remind me a lot of AOC. That makes you A-OK in my book.
3. Everything about you is hot: your pro-nouns, pro-choice, pro-gressive, and your pro-longed silence when a conservative asks you why you voted for Harris.
2. You have beautiful hands. Want to glue them to a road in protest?
1. What’s my spirit animal? A hog. David Hogg.
Let me know if any of these work…
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