I jumped on a trampoline and I shouldn’t have…

It wasn’t that long ago that I took one of my nieces to a trampoline park. Trampoline gym? Trampoline land? Whatever it WAS called, it’s a bunch of pickleball courts now. But there’s this trampoline in the backyard and just the other day I climbed on and ended up reminding myself that I’m never jumping on a trampoline again. Fine, I’m in my mid-40s and I feel old, so what?


I swear the last few times I jumped with her on the backyard trampoline I bounced my right knee into 37 different fragments. Every time I think I’m 20 yrs old and I won’t have any problem, I bend my knee wrong, hyperextend it, or attempt some move I have no business doing… and I end up with a hurt knee. Why do I do this? My niece is on her way to being a college competitive cheerleader so I’m a fool to say “yes” when she says “try this!”


Next time I even look at a trampoline, please hold me back. No seriously, tackle me if you have to.

-Out of the Wilderness


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Published by Ben Wilder

Since 2005, I've called Nashville home. I'm the leader of the pack, which includes a 13-year-old beagle and an 11-year-old blue heeler mix. My days include writing, video editing, and other fun activities. Thanks for checking out my blog, I hope you enjoy it!

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