Call me a pessimist because of what I’m about to say in today’s post. The trailer for Spaceballs 2 came out recently. It’s funny. No scenes from the movie are included, just scrolling text– Star Wars style– and jokes. Lots of jokes. And then you get to the real punchline. See if you find it in the “announcement” trailer…
Did you catch it? Yep, the movie is due out IN 2 YEARS! Do they think we even know what’s going on this coming weekend? Now I know why they didn’t show any footage from the movie… because there isn’t any. Here’s where I get kind of in my pessimist zone: Who knows what the world, much less the movie industry and theaters specifically, will be like in 2 years. So many things change in just a few months so while I think the trailer is funny (and I’ll even admit I fell asleep watching Spaceballs in the 80s as a kid and I haven’t watched it since then)… this movie will never be in theaters. If it gets completed at all, it will debut on Amazon Prime.
Also, if you’re reading this in 2027 and I’m wrong, then I’m a real turd. But I’m right, aren’t I? Follow me for more futuristic predictions like why Tom Cruise is back again for Mission: Impossible – Definitely The Last Final Reckoning For Sure Part 4, how Donald Trump became king of America, is Sabrina Carpenter always thinking about sex, and finally, why your personal robot hates you.
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