A while back I put together a video of Martin Luther King, Jr. facts, audio from speeches, all set to “Livin’ On the Edge” by Aerosmith. Hope you enjoy!
Twerk
Somewhere I read that “twerk” means “to work.” Gosh, then I guess I twerk all the time. I drive twerk. I like twerk. My dad taught me twerk hard. I hope I can get my lawn mower twerk tonight. Or I’ll put some goats twerk. See Miley, you’re not the only one that can twerk!
Pizza for Dinner
I had pizza for dinner last night.
I had pizza for dinner last night because I love milk.
I’d been thinking about pizza since 3:30pm when I got hungry. I was hungry because I ate lunch at 11:00am. That’s because I skipped breakfast. I was out of milk. Drank the last glass the night before.
So This is Where Everyone Hangs Out
Recently met up with a few friends on a side of town I’m never on. This place was called Music City Tippler (I know, what?), and it turned out to be really cool. It’s only been open for a week or two. In the building itself, what stood out to me the most was the attention to detail. The bathroom had brick flooring. There was a lit chandelier made of old, clear soda bottles. Old paintings and murals hung from the ceiling. It was classy. Not to mention it’s the bottom floor of the condominium where Taylor Swift sometimes lives. So that should paint a picture for you.
There were guys with big mustaches and small tank tops. Girls that looked Asian but weren’t.
Parked out front was a classic, cherry Oldsmobile. And not more than 100 feet from that was a Lamborghini Gallardo Superleggera. The whole night was somewhat surreal and I mean that in the most positive way possible. I plan on going back there because, well, I left thinking… “So this is where everyone hangs out!”
That Moment When You Realize You’re Old
I thought to myself, “Man, my car has nice bass!” Then I realized it was the car next to me.
Out of the Wilderness 