It’s time to come clean. I love puppy breath. In fact, I’ve been tempted to adopt a 3rd dog for it’s breath alone. I can’t exactly explain why, but then again I also can’t explain why I like the smell of skunks, either. There’s something sweet about puppy breath. Like it hasn’t been polluted by food, poo, grass, sticks, fur, or anything else that a dog might eat and/or lick. A friend of mine recently got a Rottweiler puppy. When I finally got to meet him, I nosed around hoping for a wiff of his breath, and just when I was about to give up, a yawn. Highlight of my day. The only thing that could make it better is hitting a skunk on the way home. Fingers crossed!

-Out of the Wilderness