As far back as I can remember I’ve been afraid to sneeze in public. Weird, right? But when it happened, I felt like a Sea World whale and everyone around me was in the splash zone, if you know what I mean. My sneezes could be a forceful mess like Shamu’s blow hole. That’s really embarrassing as a kid! I’ve become less afraid as an adult, but not because my sneezes are any more predictable, I just care less about what people think. With that said, if you’re ever around me in a public place and I sneeze, don’t say “God bless you!”… say “Good job!” Then dry yourself off.
-Out of the Wilderness