Just like the rest of us humans, Jesus spent 9 months or so in his mother’s tummy. Here are a few thoughts He may have had while He was waiting to be born. Disclaimer: This is all made up, it’s not even hearsay.
“So let me get this straight. After I’m born, the future of the calendar will be based on time before me, and time after me? Gee wiz, talk about pressure!”