Just like the rest of us humans, Jesus spent 9 months or so in his mother’s tummy. Here are a few thoughts He may have had while He was waiting to be born. Disclaimer: This is all made up, it’s not even hearsay.

“About 2,000 years from now there’s gonna be a band called Fetty Wap? Shoot. I knew the English language was gonna need more than 26 letters!”