I almost witnessed a hit and run

The other day there was a VIP who’s schedule trumped everyone else’s. He didn’t let red lights stop him, because he had somewhere to be. Well, since laws don’t apply to him but some of us weren’t aware of his whereabouts, there was an accident. His majesty still kept to his plans… something the rest of us call a hit and run. Take a look.

I certainly hope he made it home to the trailer park in time to say hi to the chained up dog and command his wife to start cooking dinner.

-Out of the Wilderness