It can’t just be me. I have a bidet and if you don’t, you need to stop what you’re doing right now and order one. It will…
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This might be too much information, but I’m not exaggerating when I say I haven’t used toilet paper since last month. I sit. I take care of business. Then it’s b-b-b-bidet time, babbaayy! If you need a recommendation comment below and we can talk it out 🙂
-Out of the Wilderness