My dream woman…

I’m totally about to let you down because this post isn’t a romantic list of real characteristics I found in any real woman. But I do wish all the women a happy month since evidently March is “Women’s History Month”… which I had no idea was a thing until it showed up in my Google calendar as a U.S. holiday, but anyway, did you all know we are supposed to celebrate women’s history in March?

I’m more interested in the woman of my future.

Perfect circle back to my dream woman. I mean, she was literally in a dream I had recently. We were seated side by side eating macaroni and cheese. As I always do, I added a layer of ketchup because ketchup makes most dinners better (come fight be about it, bro!) and I glanced over to her plate of macaroni and she had ketchup on hers, too.

That’s when I knew I was in love with her.

Does this lovely woman exist? Maybe only in my dreams so… I hope I’ll see her again when I fall asleep tonight 🙂

-Out of the Wilderness