Where do blanket farts go?

I don’t know if I’m more embarrassed that I’m asking this question or that it’s taken me so long to ask this question. Let’s say someone is bundled up in bed on a chilly fall night. The body is at rest and in these moments of comfort a toot sneaks out. You know it’s gonna stink. But without uncovering the sheets and blankets, the fart has nowhere to go.

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Set to the tune of Whitney Houston’s “Where Do Broken Hearts Go”… where do blanket farts go?

Would the smell still be there in the morning? Is it better to uncover let it out so the sheets don’t melt? Does it absorb into the sheets, changing their scent for the rest of time?

So many questions.

Thanks for dropping in…

-Out of the Wilderness

Published by Ben Wilder

Since 2005, I've called Nashville home. I'm the leader of the pack, which includes an 11-year-old beagle and a 9-year-old blue heeler mix. My days include writing, video editing, dog boarding, and other fun activities. Thanks for checking out my blog, I hope you enjoy it!

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