That time I body slammed a former First Lady

In my defense, she had already tried to body slam me three times. I guess I should blame dreams like this on my childhood. Isn’t that what we do as adults? I watched WWF before it was WCW or WWE and the most ultimate power move was the body slam. Second most was the suplex. Or maybe it was the long top rope jump from Superfly Snuka? Or Jake the Snake gently laying the python across his defeated opponent?

I have no idea why I dreamed this bizarre dream about body slamming a former First Lady. But boy was I in trouble afterwards! She laid on the ground, a group of concerned people gathering around her to help her recover. I knew there would be grave consequences for me, but eventually I was able to kneel with her and genuinely apologize. I remember her forgiving me for delivering such an epic wrestling move (if I may say so myself) and then the dream ended.

Weird, huh? I thought I would’ve skipped the body slam and went straight to the clothesline.

-Out of the Wilderness