Peloton Commercial “Something Is Everything”… Allegedly.

We’ve been told for a few years, thanks to SKYRIZI, that nothing is everythieeiing, and now that song’s stuck in your head, isn’t it? You’re welcome! I’m such a pest. Leave your hate in the comments below. SKYRIZI might be playing a trick on us because now Peloton is saying something is everything. Just when you think 2024 is going to be less confusing than 2023, they go and do this.


It’s so perplexing because when something is everything (allegedly), then nothing is nothing and SKYRIZI duped us all. But when nothing is everything (allegedly), then something is just something and Peloton will have made another annoying commercial.


This isn’t the first Peloton commercial I haven’t liked. In fact, there hasn’t been a Peloton commercial that I HAVE liked. They somehow have a knack for ticking me right off every time. In this ad today, it’s the way the instructor says, “Run. Your. Own…. Race.” Get the crap outta here! Although, it’s much less irritating than the woman in a previous ad who says “Gotta love that!” Not only do I NOT gotta love that, I don’t even LIKE that.


If you have any ideas on what is something and what is nothing, let’s get the conversation rolling in the comments below. It’s better to get this cleared up sooner than later or else we’re in for something this year. Which I guess is everything? (allegedly)

-Out of the Wilderness


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Since 2005, I've called Nashville home. I'm the leader of the pack, which includes a 13-year-old beagle and an 11-year-old blue heeler mix. My days include writing, video editing, and other fun activities. Thanks for checking out my blog, I hope you enjoy it!

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