JoJo Siwa isn’t in on the joke, I guess? Her new music video…

I can’t decide if the people around JoJo are treating her like a Make-A-Wish kid or they all know this whole charade is a joke but they’re genuinely hoping JoJo doesn’t find out. Of course, it might be difficult to be in on a joke when you ARE the joke. If “Karma” wasn’t embarrassing enough (read my recap here), she’s back for another round of good old-fashioned American roasting after posting her latest music video called “Guilty Pleasure.” Every single person who keeps telling her she has good ideas needs to be fired. No no, that’s too generous. They need to be locked in a room and forced to watch this video all day for 7 consecutive days. Then for 4 days they have to let a fully-clothed JoJo hump them while she smiles and says “Kaaarrrrma.”

Here’s the video her ‘yes’ people apparently think is a sure home run.

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JoJo’s trying way too hard and it’s coming across as the most inauthentic thing since your last order from Temu. You know what I’m talking about, don’t you? You bought something late at night and it’s just like the name brand stuff except made with questionable materials and it lasts about 3 days. You rascal!

JoJo also has a 10-minute reel from her “Guilty Pleasure” release party– oh, excuse me, it’s the release party for “Guity Pleasure,” my bad. Wait, did they really misspell the name of the song!? Temu, y’all.

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Yep, THEY MISPELLED THE NAME OF THE SONG!! There’s a proverb that fits for JoJo at this stage in her embarrassing “bad girl” career. Fish or cut bait. For her, the time to cut bait has come and gone, huh? Here’s the clip of her release party where she interacts with approximately 7 people who fit another old proverb: I’m with stupid.

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If you watched those videos, God bless you. You didn’t have to endure such torture so for that you deserve something better as this post ends. Here’s a picture of a house fire.

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-Out of the Wilderness