A while back I wrote up a list of 10 MAGA pick-up lines and now that Donald Trump has resumed his role as President, I thought it would be a good time to update the list for 2025. Take a look and add a comment if you have one that will sweep someone off their feet!
10. Wanna grab dinner and go watch the wall get built?
9. Can I take you to a restaurant on JFK, Jr.’s “best of” list?
8. I support LGBTQ but I’d rather take you out to lunch for a BLT.
7. I’m not gay because you’re the LGBTQutest woman in here.
6. You put the rad in trad.
5. In honor of Republicans abolishing slavery, let’s abolish our lives as single people.
4. It’s common sense. Border security, separate bathrooms, no tax on tips, and you and me together.
3. I know we don’t like the electrical vehicle mandate, but girl, you charge me up.
2. What’s that? Oh, no I’m not pro-hamas. I’m pro-hummus. Join me for dinner?
1. Let’s make “dinner and a movie” dates great again. I’ll pick you up at 6.
-Out of the Wilderness
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