Brock Horner, Villains, and Songs About Boats

Brock Horner, the best boat villain since that pirate in Captain Phillips, probably wakes up and says to himself, “I’m the captain now.” But something tells me that before grouper season ends he’s gonna be someone’s coxswain in prison if you know what I mean, bro. Ok that doesn’t make sense but how can I have a post about boats and not use the word coxswain, bro!?

The nautical theme continues with a handful of songs about boats. There are thousands more but see if you recognize any of these from some well-known artists.


“Come Sail Away” Styx


“Where the Boat Leaves From” Zac Brown Band


“Sloop John B” The Beach Boys


“If I Had A Boat” Lyle Lovett


“I’m On A Boat” The Lonely Island


“Pontoon” Little Big Town


“Buy Me A Boat” Chris Janson


“Sailing” Christopher Cross


The next time you brag about being the best fisherman on the water and illegally board someone else’s boat, nearly making them wet their pants from fear, take a deep breath and realize no one really knows who are and no one really cares.

-Out of the Wilderness


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Since 2005, I've called Nashville home. I'm the leader of the pack, which includes a 13-year-old beagle and an 11-year-old blue heeler mix. My days include writing, video editing, and other fun activities. Thanks for checking out my blog, I hope you enjoy it!

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