Prime Day is fast approaching. Don’t get caught up in the glaring detail that it’s 3 days long because it’s 2025 and there are bigger fish to fry than that! Speaking of big, LeBron doesn’t know what’s next after retirement but whatever it is, it’s going to be big.
I’ve never met a mean raccoon (my brother has, ask him about his rabies shots the next time you see him) but this ad wraps up with a wild situation in the woods. I’m sure it got worse before it got better but hey, raccoons are a great part of wildlife. I like them so much, I included them in my children’s book, “Big and Small, God Made Them All,” available for purchase below… that is, if you want to be the cool aunt, awesome uncle, great friend, loving parent, or thoughtful grandparent!
LeBron goes through a series of possible jobs he’ll have after he retires as ‘not the goat’ of the NBA (Michael Jordan is the best, everyone knows that). James is a chef, barber, karaoke singer, and a wilderness guide before he snaps back to reality, envisioning how badly those jobs can go.
All of that is to promote Prime Day, let’s not forget. LeBron relies on Amazon for the tools and equipment for all of those possible jobs– kitchen utensils, hair clippers, backpack, etc. Well, in real life I bet LeBron doesn’t really order anything. He has someone for that. Kind of like how I feel when I go back to Walmart for a refund on a bag of slimy carrots. Would I like $3.26 back on my card? Absolutely I would. As I stand in line at the customer service desk, I wonder if rich people like LeBron, Taylor Swift, Gerard Butler, have ever returned anything in their entire adult lives. What’s the point? They can just keep it or give it away or trash it without batting an eyelash.
For the rest of us, we have to bust a move on Prime Day to save a few bucks.
-Out of the Wilderness
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