For the third day in a row, you arrive at work with no shirt because that’s what Matthew McConaughey would do.
You read articles about the tanorexic moms with envy.
You wrote an email to the folks at Groupon asking for 90% off an all-inclusive trip to Hilton Head.
You wrote an email to Groupon.
You click on every Socialcam video that has the words “beach,” sand,” “ocean,” “coast,” or “surfer attacks shark.” Sadly, none of the videos are anything like the title.
You start believing that a lake is just as good.
You show your friends pictures of the beach and say you were born with salt water in your veins. That definitely might justify why your friends call you a son of a beach.
You’re name is Chris Bosh. If you hurry, Chris, you can beat the rest of the Heat to South Beach.
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10 Signs You’re Ready for a Beach Vacation