I’m not shy about telling people I came up with the dual sliding doors for vans. It’s just that I was a little kid and didn’t know what to do with that idea. Well, here it is. My next big idea. It’s going to be a gigantic success as soon as people realize the need for it. Are you ready? You’re not ready. You can’t handle the truth. OK, here it is… brake lights on the front of cars. I know, right?
When I’m turning left and crossing oncoming traffic, it would be nice to see that the car barreling towards me at 50 mph is slowing down. Or if highway traffic in front of me is coming to a standstill, I can check the rear view to confirm the guy behind me is aware, and braking.
You heard it here first, folks!
-Out of the Wilderness