It’s getting hot in hurrr, so take off all your clothes.

Thanks Nelly. Those lyrics could not be more literal in my house the past couple of days because the air-conditioning won’t turn on. Now, I haven’t actually stripped down to my birthday suit yet, at least not for a lengthy amount of time. But it’s hot. How hot? So hot even my oven is like, “Seriously?” How hot? So hot I go to hot yoga classes for a cool down. It’s so hot! How hot? So hot even Monday woke up with a case of the Mondays!

It’s supposed to be fixed today but you know how that goes. The fixer guy had a 2 hour window to get here and that ended 30 minutes ago. If only they were Domino’s, I’d get it for free now! Heck, I might even call Domino’s and tell them they can cook their pizzas here. How hot is it? So hot it’s not delivery, it’s DiGiorno, and I cooked it just by taking it out of the freezer.

-Out of the Wilderness