It’s so hot, I go to hot yoga classes for a cool down

It’s getting hot in hurrr, so take off all your clothes.

Thanks Nelly. Those lyrics could not be more literal in my house the past couple of days because the air-conditioning won’t turn on. Now, I haven’t actually stripped down to my birthday suit yet, at least not for a lengthy amount of time. But it’s hot. How hot? So hot even my oven is like, “Seriously?” How hot? So hot I go to hot yoga classes for a cool down. It’s so hot! How hot? So hot even Monday woke up with a case of the Mondays!

It’s supposed to be fixed today but you know how that goes. The fixer guy had a 2 hour window to get here and that ended 30 minutes ago. If only they were Domino’s, I’d get it for free now! Heck, I might even call Domino’s and tell them they can cook their pizzas here. How hot is it? So hot it’s not delivery, it’s DiGiorno, and I cooked it just by taking it out of the freezer.

-Out of the Wilderness

Published by Ben Wilder

Since 2005, I've called Nashville home. I'm the leader of the pack, which includes an 11-year-old beagle and a 9-year-old blue heeler mix. My days include writing, video editing, dog boarding, and other fun activities. Thanks for checking out my blog, I hope you enjoy it!

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