Do football players poop at halftime?

Has anyone ever wondered this, or is it just me? More importantly, does anyone know the answer? I never played organized football so I can’t speak from personal experience. Usually halftime breaks last anywhere from 12 to 20 minutes. That’s plenty of time to remove any uniform or padding that’s in the way, right?

I can hardly believe I’m posting about something so personal, some people might even consider the topic crass. But hey, everybody poops, even football players. You do. I do. We all do the doo.

In the heat of the game, though, CAN a football be calm enough to visit the loo? I know during marathon races there are port-a-potties stationed along the way for personal needs… so maybe if runners do it, football players do, too.

If you have experience in this area and are willing to admit it, do share in the comments below!

-Out of the Wilderness

Published by Ben Wilder

Since 2005, I've called Nashville home. I'm the leader of the pack, which includes a 13-year-old beagle and an 11-year-old blue heeler mix. My days include writing, video editing, and other fun activities. Thanks for checking out my blog, I hope you enjoy it!

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