Spray Now or Forever Hold Your Pee

I’ve been hearing chatter about an upcoming toilet paper shortage. I thought these days were past us, people! Good thing today’s post will wipe the slate clean by flushing your fears and giving you a fresh feeling of happiness. I’m declaring from the porcelain throne that now is the time to take the plunge, make a splash, spray the things, with your very own bidet! For under $100, you can get one that attaches to your current toilet. Easy peasy. I installed one last year and I’ll tell you with 100% certainty that I haven’t regretted it for a second. I also haven’t used toilet paper in months (of course, you can use TP to dry up after a spray from the bidet, but I like living on the wild side).

This post, however much I wish it was, is NOT sponsored by any bidet companies however if you’re the boss over at Brondell, message me and we can work something out 😉 

There are quite a few options out there but the brand I chose after reading reviews and such was the Brondell SimpleSpa Thinline, only $50 plus if you sign up for their newsletter thingy you get 10% off! Like I said, I don’t get any kickbacks (unless Brondell contacts me at driftwood145@gmail.com), I’m just a big fan. So do your bum a favor by getting one of these today before toilet paper is scarce tomorrow. Then, like me, you’ll be singing, “Oh, happppy bidet! Oh happy bidetttttt… when Brondell washed all my poo away!!” 

-Out of the Wilderness

Published by Ben Wilder

Since 2005, I've called Nashville home. I'm the leader of the pack, which includes a 13-year-old beagle and an 11-year-old blue heeler mix. My days include writing, video editing, and other fun activities. Thanks for checking out my blog, I hope you enjoy it!

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