Weirder things have happened

We hear this phrase all the time, but imagine how weird something would have to be that when it happens, you CAN’T say weirder things have happened.

I’m not sure I ever want to be around when that happens, actually, because in this life there is ALWAYS something weird happening.

Another phrase that’s included today is, “crazier things have happened.” But again, there’s got to be something that’s the craziest. I don’t want do know what that is!

What’s something crazy you’ve witnessed before? I posted this for a crazy story, but also I’ll share a weird story. In church one Sunday, I saw a boy and his dad trying to quietly exit a row during the sermon. They seemed a little rushed but I didn’t know why… until it happened. The dad reached around the son and placed his hand over the son’s mouth. In a big explosion, the son barfed. Because the dad’s hand served as a seal, the vomit sprayed out the sides, landing on the faithful church-goers in the seats near him.

Poor fella.

Poor church-goers.

It was awkward. But I’m assuming weirder things have happened.

-Out of the Wilderness

Published by Ben Wilder

Since 2005, I've called Nashville home. I'm the leader of the pack, which includes an 11-year-old beagle and a 9-year-old blue heeler mix. My days include writing, video editing, dog boarding, and other fun activities. Thanks for checking out my blog, I hope you enjoy it!

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