“Clever” Roller Derby Names

I’ve been skating around the neighborhood with my niece and doing so has reminded me of roller derby. I really enjoyed going to watch the bouts in Nashville and it was fun to find out Tallahassee has a derby team, once the season starts. I’ll have to try going to watch them sometime! I mused many years ago that if I had a roller derby name, because they’re usually some kind of pun or twist on words, mine would be Tom Bruise. Every time I say it, I look around to see if anyone else thinks I’m as cool as I think I am.

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I thought it would be fun to come up with a list of derby names for women, so here’s that list. My favorites are the last 3 at the bottom. Which are your favorites? These might already be in use by a derby player somewhere, I have no idea.

Rollie Pollie

Derby Debbie

Debby Does Derby

Far From Brittle

Jelly Roll

Dolly Partin’

Angelina Derbie

Mega Byte

Royal Cervix

Armie Jammer

Kim KarJAMian

Jam-ela Anderson

Strawberry Jammer

Penelope Bruise

Angelina Rollie

Marilyn Mon-roll


See you again tomorrow!

-Out of the Wilderness

Published by Ben Wilder

Since 2005, I've called Nashville home. I'm the leader of the pack, which includes an 13-year-old beagle and an 11-year-old blue heeler mix. My days include writing, video editing, and other fun activities. Thanks for checking out my blog, I hope you enjoy it!

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