Apple has released the Apple Watch Series 9 and along with it, a commercial or two showing off its features. Hello, I’m Ben. I love my Apple MacBook Pro. Beyond that, anything Apple related is a hard “no” for me.
Apple has definitely gained a reputation of being hip, cool, chic. That’s probably why I resist being part of their universe as much as possible. Their latest commercial for the watch pushes me further away than I even thought possible. Take a look at the ad…
The Music. The song playing throughout this commercial is “Ya Ya Power” by KingupingU. Here’s the full track as released in 2021…
Think Again. If Apple wants me to walk around double tapping my fingers to end phone calls or set alarms, the joke’s on them, I don’t do phone calls. I don’t do alarms, either. OK, fine, the technology is cool (if it works). But I will not be seen pinching my fingers together like an idiot.
I’ll be happily sticking with my Garmin watches, which are much better suited for my lifestyle. I have the VívoActive HR and the Forerunner 245 Music and I love them both. And to be totally honest, I love my MacBook Pro, too. I do so much work on it and can’t imagine trying any other laptop. But if I can steal a line from a great 90s rap song…
We’re not against rap Apple products. We’re not against rappers Apple. But we are against those thugs the entitled Apple fanbase.
-Out of the Wilderness
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