Donald Trump is in the news for something unexpected: going to McDonald’s to experience life as a fry cook.
Lovin’ It. Is anyone surprised he went to the GOLDEN arches to do it? Democrats probably thought he’d go to Burger KING (since he’s going to be a dictator on day 1 and all). But there’s something special about that double cheese burger at McDonald’s, right? Great childhood memories with the happy meals, playgrounds, milkshakes, fries. Plus the toys, the Hamburglar. Ronald McDonald. Or should I say, Ronald Donald McTrump?
Do You Want Fries With That? Asking if “you want fries with that” was once the butt of jokes, especially when a star fell from grace but now Donald Trump went in like an undercover boss and worked a McDonald’s drive-through. The stunt has supersized the TDS for all the Democrats out there, even the “golden” child AOC chimed in. Here’s the cold, hard truth: they can’t handle that they got their McNuggets handed to them. The ice cream machine might be broken but Trump’s stunt is working, and working like a charm.
She’s Just the Dollar Menu Obama. Meanwhile, their candidate can’t seem to do anything right: Did you hear what Harris said about Jimmy Carter voting (below)? Or how she made a special appearance at a Christian church after blasting a Christian a few days earlier? The list goes on and on…
I was able to take advantage of early voting this week and I’m happy to say I did NOT vote for these two candidates. I voted for a person who aligns more with what I wish for the future of the United States. Yes, I’m talking about McDonald Trump. His personality is a little irritating sometimes and he’s more on the narcissist side than most people I know. But when it comes down to the welfare of America, he’ll do his best because doing his best makes himself look good. In turn, it helps the country be great again. Unlike Kamala Harris who apparently wants to make America like Detroit (according to Lizzo) along with her running mate who all but admitted the $25,000 down payment assistance he and Kamala are dangling in front of voters is really a loan.
If you’re undecided, I plead for you to vote Trump/Vance. At the very least, you’ll have more money in your pocket because it’s almost a sure thing that prices for everything will go back down. And for all you girl parents out there, think about how great it is when your daughters can be involved in fair sports– competition with so many great life lessons to be learned– Trump seems to put a high level of importance on keeping men out of women’s sports. A return to common sense, this is what your Trump vote means.
That’s why I was proud to fill in that little circle next to his and JD Vance’s names here in the capital of Florida. For what it’s worth, I also voted ‘no’ on Amendment 3 (who wants Florida to smell like weed everywhere they go?) and ‘no’ on Amendment 4 (too vague on changing abortion from a 6-week ban to terminating the pregnancy before viability… whatever that means??).
Get out there and vote and on your way, grab a Happy Meal.
-Out of the Wilderness
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