Did Joe Biden actually die in 1988?

News broke recently that when Joe Biden was at Walter Reed Hospital he needed nurses to do a few things for him:

  1. Go to his home to get his pillows
  2. Whisper in his ear
  3. Breath into his nose

I’m not a male nurse like Gaylord Focker but don’t those 3 things sound like something a nurse/loved one would do when someone is about to go up to the great Spirit in the Sky? You want the dying person to be comfortable so you get pillows for them. Family and friends whisper things like, “I love you,” “Thank you for being the best dad, son, brother, etc.” Breathing into someone’s nose would be in a CPR situation, although odd, for sure.

The backstory is that Biden was at Walter Reed in 1988 after 2 brain aneurysms. In a 2007 book, he wrote this about his time in the hospital:

“Maybe I should have been frightened at this point, but I felt calm,” he wrote. “In fact, I felt becalmed, like I was floating gently in the wide-open sea.”

Feeling like you’re floating gently in the wide-open sea?? That’s what someone does when they’re crossing over the rainbow bridge, isn’t it? DID BIDEN BITE THE DUST 1988???? Is the pale man we now only see in videos a ghost, or maybe Star-Wars-style hologram? Has 1988 Joe Biden gone “back to the future” for one last chance to not lose a presidential election? All of this might explain when he’s had some major gaffes over the years, and even possibly wearing a “vest posey.”

Where is Doc when you need him?

-Out of the Wilderness

Bernie Sanders ends his presidential run… again

I just came across the news that Bernie has suspended his campaign. I guess the shushing Joe Biden is the guy now. Who will be his running mate? Possibly her? Or her? I wonder why Bernie picked today to make the announcement. I still think he would’ve had a better shot of beating Trump in 2016 but I could be wrong about that. Afterall, his loyal supporters just don’t vote. They are vocal and often annoying, but when it comes to necessary action, they come up short.

It’ll be interesting to have Joe Biden in debates with Donald Trump. I still can’t believe he’s the nominee even with his supporters (and everyone) witnessing the degradation of his mind right before our eyes. It really makes me question our whole political system for this reason: why would anyone support a person declining in health unless they just want their party to win, no matter who the party rep is?

That’s scary.

Surely Bernie would have been MORE scary, though, because he actually believes the ideas he promotes, and his mind is clear (as far as we know).

What are your thoughts on Bernie dropping out? Do you think anyone else might swoop in and take the Democrat by storm before the convention? Will Biden win the Senate? 😉 Comment below!

-Out of the Wilderness