Bernie Sanders is a Dolt

With all due respect, Bernie Sanders is a dolt. Did you catch the dramatic moment he found out the military strike in Iran was an American success? Bless his heart. Here’s the video, which he posted on his own YouTube channel, as if it’s a moment he should be proud of…

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Just when you think Democrats might turn the corner, maybe they’ll stop embarrassing themselves on national TV, they go and do something like this. He’s literally behind a sign that says “Fight Oligarchy” and when Trump commands a strike on a country run by an oligarchy, Bernie is almost moved to tears… ON BEHALF OF THE OLIGARCHY COUNTRY. He’s punking us, isn’t he? Where’s Ashton Kutcher? I swear if Ashton jumps out and reveals that Bernie was just fooling around, someone’s head is getting dunked in the toilet, swirlie style!

Poor old Bernie. He’s like the last kid to get picked for kickball. Republicans don’t want him. Democrats don’t want him. But he just hangs around because he’s got nowhere else to go. He’s been in government for 218 years, like that kickball kid who grew up but keeps failing 10th grade.

I can’t decide if he needs a hug and a Werther’s Original or someone to tell him it’s time to pack up his bingo card and go home. Either way, Bernie, AOC, most Washington politicians and few Dems I know personally are part of the reason I cancelled my streaming services. Why pay for comedies when I get them for free?

I could go on about the irony of most Democrat talking points, but I’ll just sum it up the way Bernie did for the rest of Trump’s announcement… “et cetera.”

-Out of the Wilderness