I’m not shy about telling people I came up with the dual sliding doors for vans. It’s just that I was a little kid and didn’t know what to do with that idea. Well, here it is. My next big idea. It’s going to be a gigantic success as soon as people realize the need forContinue reading “Front end car brake lights”
Author Archives: Ben Wilder
It’ll drive you out of your mind… poison!
I must have a sign on my forehead that says, “doesn’t have enough problems”… as if being short wasn’t enough! Yes, I wish I was a little bit taller, but I really, really wish I’d see poison ivy before I touch it. And then proceed to touch my ear. My eye. My other ear. ButContinue reading “It’ll drive you out of your mind… poison!”
You can take the dog out of the wild, but…
We were walking, we were wagging our tails, everything was fine then BAM! I’m bleeding with poop in my hand. How did we get there so fast, you ask? Well, it happens when you have dogs. I took Piper and Asia to a nearby greenway, one of my favorites because it runs along Mill CreekContinue reading “You can take the dog out of the wild, but…”
She’s a Brick… House
There’s nothing deep about today’s post. But sometimes I just feel like throwing a brick through a car windshield. Probably because I’m a dude and enjoy stuff like this:
My Trip to Vanderbilt for a Body Fat Analysis
Anything you’re willing to do on your lunch break is an addiction. Some people smoke. Some eat food. Me and my friend at work? No, we’re not that normal. We get in my car and drive to Vanderbilt Hospital for a silly annual competition that’s very annual, and actually anything but silly. It all startedContinue reading “My Trip to Vanderbilt for a Body Fat Analysis”
Out of the Wilderness 