Ben Wilder

Mom of 4 Children Picks French Bulldog as Favorite

Monterey, CA — Breaking news out of Monterey, California as a mother of 4 human children names her favorite– Gwennie, the family French bulldog. In just one single Instagram post, she managed to set her relationship with her biological children back many years while simultaneously using the word “Frenchie” 17 times. In an excerpt fromContinue reading “Mom of 4 Children Picks French Bulldog as Favorite”

I jumped on a trampoline and I shouldn’t have…

It wasn’t that long ago that I took one of my nieces to a trampoline park. Trampoline gym? Trampoline land? Whatever it WAS called, it’s a bunch of pickleball courts now. But there’s this trampoline in the backyard and just the other day I climbed on and ended up reminding myself that I’m never jumpingContinue reading “I jumped on a trampoline and I shouldn’t have…”

If Drug Ads Are Banned, What About Those Jingles?

Oh-oh-oh-Ozempic… If drug commercials disappear from TV and streaming, what fun jingles will we miss out on? Besides Ozempic, there’s Wegovy’s take on The Greatest Showman and “Nothing is everythiiiiiiieeeeiiiiiing!” from Skyrizi. Do they just expect us to sing the banger from Daisy Cottage Cheese from now on? *thinking to myself* OK, that Daisy songContinue reading “If Drug Ads Are Banned, What About Those Jingles?”

American Idol Snapshot – Freddie Wows, Desmond Prays, and Lola Goes to Hollywood?

It’s Sunday night in March so what does that mean? Three things are possible, and only three: You’re crying because your college basketball bracket busted like 7 days ago, you’re at Walmart buying more allergy pills, or you turned on your TV for American Idol. I guess there’s always another option: You live somewhere whereContinue reading “American Idol Snapshot – Freddie Wows, Desmond Prays, and Lola Goes to Hollywood?”

Lyrics “You Never Loved Him” by Freddie McClendon

Another episode has come and gone– American Idol Snapshot – Freddie Wows, Desmond Prays, and Lola Goes to Hollywood? –Probably the most emotional backstory to a song I’ve ever heard on American Idol, here are the lyrics to Freddie McClendon’s song about his father, called “You Never Loved Him.” Mother′s child Born to while awayContinue reading “Lyrics “You Never Loved Him” by Freddie McClendon”