The problem with everyone thinking outside the box is that now everyone is thinking outside the box. It’s actually more original to think inside the box. Afterall, didn’t the box have some good stuff inside? All of the sudden no one wants anything to do with the box, but what did the box ever doContinue reading “Think Outside the Box”
Author Archives: Ben Wilder
I Was 4 Years Old Again
When you have those rare moments that shut you up, what do you think about? When you’re not close to death, but your life flashes before your eyes, what do you do next? Are the experiences you least expect the ones you remember the most? I wasn’t expecting to get all nostalgic and deep tonight,Continue reading “I Was 4 Years Old Again”
Please Tell Me This Is Normal. #10
I’m such a regular Samaritan. The other day I was driving northbound on the interstate when traffic slowed because of a recent car accident in the southbound lanes. I saw a car with severe rear-end damage. I saw 2 infant car-seats resting on the shoulder of the highway’s inside lane, close to the grassy median. I slowly drove byContinue reading “Please Tell Me This Is Normal. #10”
Please Tell Me This Is Normal. #9
Does anyone else think it’s totally gross to go into a public bathroom and sit on a toilet that’s still warm from the person before you? I can get over a lot of gross things, but it’s difficult for me to accept that I’m currently sitting on someone else’s warmth. Maybe it’s just me.
Please Tell Me This Is Normal. #8
I feel like a Southerner. Why? How many Northerners have to mow their driveway? I think all they do is drink unsweet tea and talk about the big snow of ’04. I’m right, right? Let me know. Meanwhile, I’ll be outside mowing the yard/driveway.
Out of the Wilderness 