Society – Page 614 – Out of the Wilderness

Please Tell Me This Is Normal. #8

I feel like a Southerner. Why? How many Northerners have to mow their driveway? I think all they do is drink unsweet tea and talk about the big snow of ’04. I’m right, right? Let me know. Meanwhile, I’ll be outside mowing the yard/driveway.

Please Tell Me This Is Normal. #6

(For more questions I have about what’s normal, click here, here, or here. Thanks!) I recently noticed a habit when I unlock my car with the keychain remote. I hit the button, then in my head I say, “Kunta Kinte.” The reference is from the TV miniseries, “Roots,” starring LeVar Burton as Kunta Kinte. IContinue reading “Please Tell Me This Is Normal. #6”

Please Tell Me This Is Normal. #5

Trying to be a good daddy to two whipper-snappers named Piper and Asia, I generously decided they could forgo their crates today and play in the backyard all morning while I was at work. I know, I know… my grand gesture was nothing short of heroic. What a guy, right? I got to work and noticed itContinue reading “Please Tell Me This Is Normal. #5”

Please Tell Me This Is Normal. #4

Whenever I watch movies like Titanic, Open Water, Castaway, or Rescue Dawn, I always wonder why in the world they don’t ask the camera guy for help!? I mean, he’s right there. That’s what I would do if I were floating in the ocean, stuck on an island, or taken captive in Vietnam and someoneContinue reading “Please Tell Me This Is Normal. #4”

Please Tell Me This Is Normal. #3

It’s the moment you look down and realize you’ve committed one of the most unforgivable fashion mistakes. Black shirt, black shoes and socks, dark blue jeans. And to hold it all together, a light brown belt… all day. #tellmethisisnothappening. Did anyone notice? Did anyone notice and not tell me? Did anyone notice and not tellContinue reading “Please Tell Me This Is Normal. #3”