This is what the headline would say if my parents believed in arranged marriages and for the most part, I agree with it. I’m single. I’m white. I’m a male. I’m looking for a single female. Whether she has benefits or not, well, this is where the story begins. I was a bright-eyed college graduateContinue reading “Single White Male Seeks Single Female with Benefits”
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The Bachelor Ben Flajnik Episode 2: Let’s Go To Sonoma
This episode was telling as far as who Ben values. I don’t want to give anything away before you watch the show, so I will sum it all up with the notes I took as commissioner of the Nashville Fantasy Bachelor League. Used bleeped curse words: Samantha (7), Lindzi C., Blakeley, Jaclyn Said his fullContinue reading “The Bachelor Ben Flajnik Episode 2: Let’s Go To Sonoma”
The Bachelor Season Premiere: Ben Flajnik, Limousines and Blakeley’s Tattoos
Introduction. Welcome to the 2012 version of the Bachelor! This season features last year’s runner-up, Ben Flajnik (rhymes with ‘panic’). The show opens with a recap of Ben’s proposal to Ashley H. from last season. They quickly move to his life since then which evidently includes sailboats, pick-up trucks and carrying a piece of wood.Continue reading “The Bachelor Season Premiere: Ben Flajnik, Limousines and Blakeley’s Tattoos”
Top Ten Signs You’re Single This Christmas
10. When you get to your company Christmas party, you hear someone announce, “The fruitcake has arrived!” but you brought cookies. 9. Your most recent Facebook status: “my chesnuts havent roasted on an open fire in months. lol” 8. You haven’t shaved your legs since October because, “Hey, it’s winter, I’ll just wear jeans.” 7.Continue reading “Top Ten Signs You’re Single This Christmas”
Christmas Vacation: Day 3
Day 3. It’s fun to sing “Rain, rain, go away! Come back another day!” in the summer, but all those rainy days we wished away like to Groupon it up in the winter. Know what I mean? Sometimes it rains enough for two days in one! Or maybe rainy days have quotas to fill soContinue reading “Christmas Vacation: Day 3”
Out of the Wilderness 