I jumped on a trampoline and I shouldn’t have…

It wasn’t that long ago that I took one of my nieces to a trampoline park. Trampoline gym? Trampoline land? Whatever it WAS called, it’s a bunch of pickleball courts now. But there’s this trampoline in the backyard and just the other day I climbed on and ended up reminding myself that I’m never jumping on a trampoline again. Fine, I’m in my mid-40s and I feel old, so what?


I swear the last few times I jumped with her on the backyard trampoline I bounced my right knee into 37 different fragments. Every time I think I’m 20 yrs old and I won’t have any problem, I bend my knee wrong, hyperextend it, or attempt some move I have no business doing… and I end up with a hurt knee. Why do I do this? My niece is on her way to being a college competitive cheerleader so I’m a fool to say “yes” when she says “try this!”


Next time I even look at a trampoline, please hold me back. No seriously, tackle me if you have to.

-Out of the Wilderness

If Drug Ads Are Banned, What About Those Jingles?

Oh-oh-oh-Ozempic… If drug commercials disappear from TV and streaming, what fun jingles will we miss out on? Besides Ozempic, there’s Wegovy’s take on The Greatest Showman and “Nothing is everythiiiiiiieeeeiiiiiing!” from Skyrizi. Do they just expect us to sing the banger from Daisy Cottage Cheese from now on?

*thinking to myself*

OK, that Daisy song is pretty hot. Give it a Grammy already, it might be the best song since Toys R Us laid down a smooth ditty in the 80s.


I’ve never seen a pharmaceutical commercial and thought, “yeah I need to go buy that.” But I have thought, “goodness gracious I like that song.” So I’m torn on whether to support the ban or get a ticket to the next Skyrizi concert. Keep those hits coming!

-Out of the Wilderness

American Idol Snapshot – Freddie Wows, Desmond Prays, and Lola Goes to Hollywood?

It’s Sunday night in March so what does that mean? Three things are possible, and only three: You’re crying because your college basketball bracket busted like 7 days ago, you’re at Walmart buying more allergy pills, or you turned on your TV for American Idol. I guess there’s always another option: You live somewhere where it’s still snowing so right at this moment you’re questioning all the life choices that brought you to where you are. Move south, just admit you made mistakes. It’s fine, we’ve all been there.


But if you plopped down on the couch to yell at the American Idol judges, I was right there with you. Their decision making process baffles me sometimes. Good singers get sent home and contestants with famous parents get tickets to Hollywood. In this episode, that award goes to Lola Wilson, daughter of the Wilson Phillips singer and granddaughter of Brian Wilson. Her singing voice was fine but it’s unfortunate when the judges, who have musical careers of their own, seem to care more about keeping the peace and protecting their own image than being honest, even if it’s sometimes brutal. That’s what everyone loved about Simon Cowell. His disapproval made his approval mean so much more. Adult Lola will be a successful professional, but it won’t be as a singer.

Surprisingly, the judges sent Lola through to Hollywood and didn’t accept Mae Mae, the contestant who preceded Lola’s audition. Baffling. Besides that suspicious decision, judges made the right one for the following folks. Here are my favorites from last night…


Freddie McClendon. While I think the “tragic backstory” formula for reality shows is very, very annoying, the story Freddie McClendon shared was heartbreaking and heartwarming at the same time. But even if we didn’t know the reason he wrote this song, he would’ve wowed me with his voice. Truly unique this season so far.


Desmond Roberts. Wow. The range of this dude really shocked me and if his personality is as likable as it seems in his short audition, that coupled with his incredible talent will take him to the top 10. Great song choice (Benson Boone “Beautiful Things”), too, showing that it’s possible to “yell” while still singing… a note for other contestants who just seem to yell the entire time.


Mattie Pruitt. This is my favorite sound when it comes to voice quality. She is really good, but to be honest, I’m worried about her just being 15 years old. So much can change in just the years between 15 and 20. That’s why I subconsciously gravitate towards Idol singers in their upper 20s. Their voices are often much more seasoned and the lyrics they sing are more believable. For instance, does anyone believe a 15 year old can sing about heartbreak?


The Best Smile Award. Two of the best smiles I’ve ever seen on the show belong to Jamal Roberts and Drew Ryn. Beautiful and genuine. They’re both in luck, too, they have great voices to go along with those happy smiles.


-Out of the Wilderness

Lyrics “You Never Loved Him” by Freddie McClendon

Another episode has come and gone– American Idol Snapshot – Freddie Wows, Desmond Prays, and Lola Goes to Hollywood? –Probably the most emotional backstory to a song I’ve ever heard on American Idol, here are the lyrics to Freddie McClendon’s song about his father, called “You Never Loved Him.”


Mother′s child
Born to while away the hours
Born to wear around her smile
The way that carried him

Father’s child
Loved his family with the pride
He could laugh and he could cry
The way his daddy did
And I know that he would be right by my side

So I hope that you loved him
I hope that you loved him
I hope that you loved him
Like his daughters did

I never got to see him one last time
We never got to tell him goodbye
We never got the chance to even try
To warn him that you had lost your mind
Your mind

Cause you never loved him
You never loved him
You never loved him
Like we did


-Out of the Wilderness

Freshpet Aunt May Meets Peter Commercial – The Dog and the Actress!

Freshpet has been showing us how to kick family and friends out when they question the dog food Freshpet we feed to our dogs. In this installment, Aunt May is excited to meet her niece’s new beaux, Peter. Take a look at the excitement, the confusion, and the disappointment Aunt May feels prior to making an early exit at the party.


The Star. Obviously Peter is the star. He looks like some kind of blue/red tick Aussie Shepherd mix. His supporting cast includes actress Dina Freberg. This isn’t the first time she’s happily played second fiddle. Remember her fine job as a bridesmaid in this Amazon wedding commercial? Be sure to follow Dina on Instagram– @DinaFreberg— for more of her professional work!

What do you think about these Freshpet ads where the dog food is elevated to something more than “just dog food”? Comment below!

-Out of the Wilderness