Jesus – Page 10 – Out of the Wilderness

Jesus in the womb, thought #7

Just like the rest of us humans, Jesus spent 9 months or so in his mother’s tummy. Here are a few thoughts He may have had while He was waiting to be born. Disclaimer: This is all made up, it’s not even hearsay. “Are you sure now is the right time? I mean, I won’t evenContinue reading “Jesus in the womb, thought #7”

Jesus in the womb, thought #6

Just like the rest of us humans, Jesus spent 9 months or so in his mother’s tummy. Here are a few thoughts He may have had while He was waiting to be born. Disclaimer: This is all made up, it’s not even hearsay. “About 2,000 years from now there’s gonna be a band called Fetty Wap? Shoot.Continue reading “Jesus in the womb, thought #6”

Jesus in the womb, thought #3

Just like the rest of us humans, Jesus spent 9 months or so in his mother’s tummy. Here are a few thoughts He may have had while He was waiting to be born. Disclaimer: This is all made up, it’s not even hearsay. “Hey Jonah, you thought being inside a whale was tight quarters! Look where IContinue reading “Jesus in the womb, thought #3”

Jesus in the womb, thought #2

Just like the rest of us humans, Jesus spent 9 months or so in his mother’s tummy. Here are a few thoughts He may have had while He was waiting to be born. Disclaimer: This is all made up, it’s not even hearsay. “Nine months for 1 body? It took us seven days to create, um,Continue reading “Jesus in the womb, thought #2”

Jesus in the womb, thought #1

Just like the rest of us humans, Jesus spent 9 months or so in his mother’s tummy. Here are a few thoughts He may have had while He was waiting to be born. Disclaimer: This is all made up, it’s not even hearsay. “Man, it’s hot in here.”