Please Tell Me This Is Normal. #8 Posted on August 19, 2012 by Ben Wilder 2 I feel like a Southerner. Why? How many Northerners have to mow their driveway? I think all they do is drink unsweet tea and talk about the big snow of ’04. I’m right, right? Let me know. Meanwhile, I’ll be outside mowing the yard/driveway.