Conan O’Brien recently marked his next target, George Lopez, by putting an X on his back!
because X is the Xavior of the alphabet.
because O doesn’t mark the spot.
hugs always come before kisses (xoxo).
because O is never associate with a good reaction… “Oh geez!” “Oh gosh!” “Oh no!” “Oh boy.” “Oh wow, that smells.” “Oh well.” “Uh oh.”
because the Executive Officer (XO) made the strategy “X first” mandatory, with approval from the CO, of course.
because of the previous administration’s goal: “no X left behind”.
the Big Bang Theory banged an X first.
the O’s are well-known for hiding behind the X’s when Chuck Norris is looking at them.
Never “O first,” it just makes an ox out of you and me.
X’s love attention. Just look how many divorced couples always talk about the X!
O’s were first until the landmark case of X vs. Tinklefern, 1963.
O is the home team, so X’s bat first.
The O is always opening the door, sending flowers, sending sweet texts, and letting X go through the buffet line first. Such a gentleman!
and without checking wikipedia, any idea why a tie is called a “cat’s game”?