[click here to find out who DID have a girlfriend back home in episode 1]
This season of the Bachelorette stars Hannah Brown, aka Hannah B., aka Hannah Beast, whittling thir[s]ty guys (of whom you can pick your least favorite here) down to one “winner.” I use that term loosely because… is getting the last rose and/or proposing and/or breaking up later and/or getting married truly winning in real life?
I’ve done Bachelor/ette blogs in the past but it’s been a few years. Well, I’m bored enough to do it again so lucky you. These resurrected recaps won’t exactly be the same as before because literally everyone does recaps and well, some are pretty OK. When you come here, it’ll be like staying overnight in the fantasy suite- surprising, odd, and possibly gross. But memorable.
Who was the first to go in for a kiss? Who were the first guys exiting the limos in each round of deliveries? Who’s featured in the final credits scene? Which dudes mention Colton from last season? Is Joe the real Box King? How many times does anyone say “here for the right reasons”?
All this unimportant information and much more, I will gather for you. So check back after each episode and let me know in the comments what you think about Hannah and her pool of potential ex-boyfriends.
Talk to you soon!
-Out of the Wilderness
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