No, no, no… this isn’t a post about Ariana Grande’s song with over 600 million views on YouTube… “7 Rings” …
She’s after some expensive stuff, that’s for sure. But me? Heavens no. I just kept walking by this piece of debris over at the nearby dog park. The walking trail is fenced in, but just outside the fence in acres of forest was this tempting little unidentified green object. I had been seeing it for days and kept thinking, “One day I’ll hop this fence and find out what it is.” That day finally came.
I saw it, I liked it, I wanted it, and now this little green ball is mine. I’m just like Ariana Grande… without all the money.
-Out of the Wilderness
