Hilariously Bad Dating Profiles – part 1

If you’re married or have decided not to date, be so, so, so, so thankful that you don’t have to deal with stuff like this! Check out the profiles below for a good chuckle.


  1. “Never” is a relative term.

2. The town of Brentwood, perhaps?


3. Used? No thanks.

This was from “missed connections” on Craigslist, so I filed it under dating 🙂

4. You have a 14% chance of guessing which one she is.

Ladies, never include photos of yourself with your prettier friends

5. How is this guy still single?


6. If you mention drinking this much, you drink too much.


7. It could be worse, no matter how much trouble urine.


8. The mind games of this one.


9. My guess is this voter is still in the booth, confused.


Be sure to check back soon for part 2!

-Out of the Wilderness

Published by Ben Wilder

Since 2005, I've called Nashville home. I'm the leader of the pack, which includes an 13-year-old beagle and an 11-year-old blue heeler mix. My days include writing, video editing, and other fun activities. Thanks for checking out my blog, I hope you enjoy it!

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