As much as I love birds, I was shocked and downright disappointed to find out they aren’t real. From the beautiful cardinals, to pelicans, and eagles, they are just intricately designed drones.
The government has harnessed the power, versatility, and coverage of birds to spy on people. Take a look at a diagram that shows the breakdown of how the bird drones are engineered.
That’s a diagram, so it must be real. The next time you see a bunch of birds standing on an electrical wire over a road, remember that they’re not just hanging out. They’re charging.
They’re also watching, so go the speed limit and don’t run red lights!
-Out of the Wilderness
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I have been enlightened
I had no idea!!! Thank you for enlightening me that the birds aren’t real. I knew that nest outside was a bit shady. Hahaha
Check that nest for any recording devices!