Birds Aren’t Real

As much as I love birds, I was shocked and downright disappointed to find out they aren’t real. From the beautiful cardinals, to pelicans, and eagles, they are just intricately designed drones.

The government has harnessed the power, versatility, and coverage of birds to spy on people. Take a look at a diagram that shows the breakdown of how the bird drones are engineered.

image courtesy of this legit website

That’s a diagram, so it must be real. The next time you see a bunch of birds standing on an electrical wire over a road, remember that they’re not just hanging out. They’re charging.

They’re also watching, so go the speed limit and don’t run red lights!

-Out of the Wilderness

Published by Ben Wilder

Since 2005, I've called Nashville home. I'm the leader of the pack, which includes an 11-year-old beagle and a 9-year-old blue heeler mix. My days include writing, video editing, dog boarding, and other fun activities. Thanks for checking out my blog, I hope you enjoy it!

2 thoughts on “Birds Aren’t Real

  1. I had no idea!!! Thank you for enlightening me that the birds aren’t real. I knew that nest outside was a bit shady. Hahaha

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