Every once in a while a commercial comes along that makes you want to stuff cotton in your ears, tape your eyelids closed, and curl up in fetal position. In Burger King terms (because they also have terrible ads now, too), seeing Instacart’s “football game grocery store” commercial makes me wish I had never been broiled. That’s a callback to one of my favorite BK commercials. If you know, you know. I was hoping Burger King’s BKKKKK have it your way ads would be the worst I’d see (or hear) this year, but then Instacart said, “Wait, hold my carrots…” and gave us this gem. Also, what’s up with the puffy coats?
Love Is A Long Road. So is hate, and if I never see this ad again, it will be too soon. No offense DJ Scrilla. As pointed out in the comments of the TikTok video, this is a remix of another song I also wish I’d never heard.
And The Award Goes To. Congratulations Instacart… You now have a top 5 commercial! As in, one of the top 5 most annoying commercials in the last decade. It’s right up there with 1-800-KARS-FOR-KIDS, Burger King, the Peloton platitudes, and the Sprite Christmas commercial from 2022.
But… no offense.
-Out of the Wilderness
Out of the Wilderness 
Where can I buy the coat
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Das racist
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The Das Racist song is satire lol and these idiots made it into a commercial.
Das Racist was awesome actually listen to their other songs.
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Good to know it’s satire, because it’s so bad too haha I’ll check out their other stuff!
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I hurry to turn down the volume every time the Instacart football commercial comes on. Can’t stand it.
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Same!
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