Taylor Swift is celebrating her 34th birthday today. With a worldwide tour, a new boyfriend, and covering Time Magazine as “person of the year,” not much is going wrong for the artist formerly known as a country artist. She was born on December 13, 1989, henceforth why her favorite number is 13. I still secretly hope it’s because she loves Dan Marino. I can’t fathom any other reason better than the iconic 13 on that Dolphins jersey.
Dan Marino, if you’re reading this, I love you.
Sharing the Christmas season with a birthday season is something I can relate to. The lights, decorations, giving presents, time with family, all add up to a special part of the year and having a birthday, too, makes it even more special. Did I mention this is my birthday month?
I don’t share December with Taylor, she shares it with me! *In my best Joe Keery Taco Bell delivery* But seriously, there are people who love Taylor, as we all know. There are also people that don’t understand her popularity. But no matter how you feel about her, remember this about Taylor Swift: it’s my birthday month, too. Have I said that yet? Plus, unlike SOMEONE we know, I won’t ruin football by dating a cheerleader from your favorite team! I’m not saying there’s a Taylor Swift curse on the Kansas City Chiefs but I’m also NOT saying they’re ISN’T a Taylor Swift curse. Since Taylor started dating Travis Kelce, the team is kinda falling apart. Come to your own conclusion.
Is the team distracted? Maybe Mahomes is jealous of Kelce being in more commercials than Shaquille O’Neal, who’s in 8 out of every 5 commercials on prime time TV? If the Chiefs are eyeing the playoffs, Kelce may want to think about tanking his relationship… and soon. The silver lining is that it’ll give Taylor something to write about. Also…
I was born in December.
-Out of the Wilderness
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