My dogs eats her own poop, football penalties, and other mind bogglers

For Christmas I got a nifty gadget that’s made removing dog poop so much easier. Before, I was using latex gloves and picking it up not just for the sake of keeping the area clean, but mostly because my dog will eat almost any poop she comes across.


How old were you when you realized a “pass interference” penalty in football is really “catch interference”? 🤯


There could be someone alive today in the genealogical line of Jesus himself. I don’t know if that possibility has quite sunk in to my brain yet.


In movies starring Kevin Hart, all I see is Kevin Hart, not the character. Just watched Lift. Surprisingly, I liked it.


If he were alive when Michael Jackson married Lisa Marie, Elvis Presley would’ve been Michael Jackson’s father-in-law.


I know where Columbia got the idea for flaps on the back of their shirts. Have you seen the backside of dogs’ ears? Check. There’s a flap.


Capitalizing the word ‘black’ but not ‘brown’ is actually more racist than anyone thinks.


Also while we’re at it, there’s no such thing as reverse racism. It’s just… racism.


NFL players wearing helmets with “Be Love” on the back, then proceed to get in fights, is awfully ironic.


Take a few minutes to listen to your dog snore. Your day will improve almost immediately.


-Out of the Wilderness


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Published by Ben Wilder

Since 2005, I've called Nashville home. I'm the leader of the pack, which includes a 13-year-old beagle and an 11-year-old blue heeler mix. My days include writing, video editing, and other fun activities. Thanks for checking out my blog, I hope you enjoy it!

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